Lancer D'Souza

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame; he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So they both rode the donkey.

ದಯವಿಟ್ಟ್ ಪೂರ್ತಿ ಲೇಖನ ಒದುಲೆ.. ವೊಟ್ ಪಾಡೆರೆ ವೊವ್‌ಲಾ ID ಆಪುಂಡ್ , ಆಂಡ ವೊಟ್ ಪಾಡೆರೆ ನಿಕುಲ್ ಮತದಾರರ ಪಟ್ಟಿಡ್ ಪುದರ್ ಸೆರ್ಪವುಡ್. ಪೊಸ ಪುದರ್ ಸೆರ್‌ಪಯೆರೆ: ನಿಕುಲ್ 18 ವರ್ಷಡ್ದ್ ಮಲ್ಲ , ಬೊಕ ಭಾರತೀಯ ನಾಗರಿಕರಾಂಡ ನಿಕುಲ್ ವೊಟ್ ಪಾಡೆರೆ ಅರ್ಹ   ಮಾತಾ ದಾಖಲೆನ್ JPEG / JPG / PNG / BMP ಸ್ವರೂಪಡ್ ಸ್ಕ್ಯಾನ್ ಮಲ್ಪೊಡ್. 1. ಪಾಸ್ಪೋರ್ಟ್ ಗಾತ್ರದ ಚಿತ್ರ 2. ವಯಸ್ಸಿನ ಪುರಾವೆ ( ಜನನ ಪ್ರಮಾಣಪತ್ರ / ಭಾರತೀಯ ಪಾಸ್ಪೋರ್ಟ್ / ಪಾನ್ ಕಾರ್ಡ್ / ಡಿಎಲ್ / ಆಧಾರ್) 3.ಮನೆ ವಿಳಾಸ ಪುರಾವೆ ( ಪಾಸ್ಪೋರ್ಟ್ / ಡಿಎಲ್ / ರೇಷನ್ ಕಾರ್ಡ್ / ನೀರಿನ ಬಿಲ್ / ಟೆಲಿಫೋನ್ ಬಿಲ್ / ವಿದ್ಯುತ್ ಬಿಲ್ / ಅನಿಲ ಸಂಪರ್ಕ ಬಿಲ್ / ಬಾಡಿಗೆ ಒಪ್ಪಂದ / ಆದಾಯ ತೆರಿಗೆ ಮೌಲ್ಯಮಾಪನ ಆದೇಶ / ಬ್ಯಾಂಕ್ ಪಾಸ್ಬುಕ್ / ಪೋಸ್ಟ್ ಆಫೀಸ್ ಪ್ರಸ್ತುತ ಪಾಸ್ಬುಕ್ / ಕಿಸಾನ್)

ದಯವಿಟ್ಟು ಮುಂದುವರೆಯುವ ಮೊದಲು ಪೂರ್ಣ ಲೇಖನವನ್ನು ಓದಿ. ಮತ ಚಲಾಯಿಸಲು ಚುನಾವಣಾ ID ಯನ್ನು ಹೊಂದಿರುವುದು ಕಡ್ಡಾಯವಲ್ಲ , ನೀವು ಇತರ ಗುರುತಿನ ಪುರಾವೆಗಳನ್ನು ನಿಮ್ಮ ಗುರುತಿನಂತೆ ಬಳಸಬಹುದು ಆದರೆ ಮತ ಚಲಾಯಿಸಲು ನಿಮ್ಮ ಹೆಸರನ್ನು ದಾಖಲಿಸಬೇಕಾಗಿದೆ. 1. ಹೊಸ ನೋಂದಣಿ: ನೀವು 18 ವರ್ಷ ಮತ್ತು ಅದಕ್ಕಿಂತ ಹೆಚ್ಚಿನ ವಯಸ್ಸಿನವರಾಗಿದ್ದರೆ ಮತ್ತು ನೀವು ಭಾರತೀಯ ನಾಗರಿಕರಾಗಿರುವ ತನಕ , ನೀವು ಮತ ​​ಚಲಾಯಿಸಲು ಅರ್ಹರಾಗಿದ್ದೀರಿ. ನಿಮ್ಮ ಹೆಸರನ್ನು ದಾಖಲಿಸಲು ಇಲ್ಲಿ ವಿಧಾನಗಳು ದಯವಿಟ್ಟು ಗಮನಿಸಿ: ನೀವು ಅರ್ಜಿ ಸಲ್ಲಿಸುವ ಮೊದಲು , ನೀವು JPEG / JPG / PNG / BMP ಸ್ವರೂಪದಲ್ಲಿ ಅಗತ್ಯ ದಾಖಲೆಗಳನ್ನು ಸ್ಕ್ಯಾನ್ ಮಾಡಬೇಕು. 1. ಪಾಸ್ಪೋರ್ಟ್ ಗಾತ್ರದ ಛಾಯಾಚಿತ್ರ 2. ವಯಸ್ಸಿನ ಪುರಾವೆ ( ಜನನ ಪ್ರಮಾಣಪತ್ರ / ಭಾರತೀಯ ಪಾಸ್ಪೋರ್ಟ್ / ಪಾನ್ ಕಾರ್ಡ್ / ಡಿಎಲ್ / ಆಧಾರ್) 3. ಮನೆ ವಿಳಾಸ ಪುರಾವೆ ( ಪಾಸ್ಪೋರ್ಟ್ / ಡಿಎಲ್ / ರೇಷನ್ ಕಾರ್ಡ್ / ನೀರಿನ ಬಿಲ್ / ಟೆಲಿಫೋನ್ ಬಿಲ್ / ವಿದ್ಯುತ್ ಬಿಲ್ / ಅನಿಲ ಸಂಪರ್ಕ ಬಿಲ್ / ಬಾಡಿಗೆ ಒಪ್ಪಂದ / ಆದಾಯ ತೆರಿಗೆ ಮೌಲ್ಯಮಾಪನ ಆದೇಶ / ಬ್ಯಾಂಕ್ ಪಾಸ್ಬುಕ್ / ಪೋಸ್ಟ್ ಆಫೀಸ್ ಪ್ರಸ್ತುತ ಪಾಸ್ಬುಕ್ / ಕಿಸಾನ್)

A man woke up in the morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night. He noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had caused the fight. He took it outside and started smashing the empty bottles one by one onto the wall. He smashed the first bottle swearing, "You are the reason I fight with my wife". He smashed the second bottle, "You are the reason I don't love my children".

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

We already know that the GST slabs are pegged at 5%, 12%, 18% & 28%. According to the latest news from the GST council, the tax structure for common-use goods are as under: Tax rate and products: 0% Milk, Kajal, Eggs, Educations Services, Curd, Health Services, Lassi, Children’s Drawing & Colouring Books, Unpacked Foodgrains, Unbranded Atta, Unpacked Paneer, Unbranded Maida, Gur, Besan, Unbranded Natural Honey, Prasad, Fresh Vegetables, Palmyra Jaggery, Salt, Phool Bhari Jhadoo

Traditional policies make for a large chunk of the business for life insurance companies. But unlike ULIPs (unit-linked insurance plans), these policies are opaque — the investment book is kept in the dark and costs are not disclosed. Your agent may not tell you several things while trying to draw you with the candies of ‘doubling money’ and saving tax. Demystifying traditional policies Every life insurance company has a few plans in its portfolio under the savings category. Savings (or endowment) products include ULIPs — unit-linked products where returns are linked to the market, and traditional plans — which are categorised as participating and non-participating plans. In participating plans, policyholders get a share of profits from the investments of the insurance company that is declared as a bonus. In non-participating plans, policyholders don’t get to share profits, but returns are guaranteed upfront.  In traditional plans, since the risk cover is minimal, they are no

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the boss are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp they rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration Clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the

Ramanna was struggling hard to meet his family’s demands. But he was able to give his only son, a good education. But son still could not find a job. Ramanna, by using his influence, was able to get a small job to his son. Now son is married and having his own son. Ramanna is now suffering from paralysis and is dependent on others for his daily activities. Ramanna’s son was becoming more and more restless as expenses of the house were going on increasing. He thought looking after his disabled father is becoming a burden.

Is there life after death? Yes, if you are an organ donor. You will continue to enable life, even after your own life has ended. A cadaver donor can give up to 25 organs, saving up to nine lives. Lives saved can go up to 50 if we count tissue donations! Even a live donor can donate a kidney, parts of the liver, pancreas, lung, bone marrow and blood, and still can lead a normal life . But, organ donation statistics on India are gloomy. Annually, in India, around five lakh people die because of non-availability of organs. Of this, nearly two lakh die for lack of liver donors. Every year, around 1.5 lakh patients need kidneys; only around 5,000 get them. Similarly, more than 10 lakh people suffer from corneal

Video:  Whatever Happens, Happens for the Good Once the King Akbar’s finger got injured while cutting fruits. It started bleeding. The Vaidya was called for dressing. Perchance Birbal also arrived there. When he came to know about it, he consoled the king, saying, My Lord don’t worry, whatever happens, happens for the good. Since the injury was paining, the king did not like the comment and got so annoyed with Birbal, that he ordered that Birbal should be immediately arrested and imprisoned.

Source: Sandeep Maheshwari, Motivational speaker Converted: Hindi to English Video: Youtube-A Motivational Story This story is about two boys who lived in a village, one of them was 6 years old, and the other was 10 years old. They were so close since childhood. Both lived together, played together, ate together. One day they went to the outskirts of the village, and while playing the elder one falls into the well. He starts shouting for help as he did not know how to swim. Now the 6-year-old child looked here and there, but he didn’t find anyone whom he could call for help, then certainly he saw a bucket tied with a rope. Without wasting even a second he threw the bucket into the well and told his friend to catch it. The 10-year-old boy grabbed the bucket firmly, and the 6-year-old boy pulled the bucket with all his strength madly, and he did not stop until he pulled his friend out of the well and rescued him.

Source: DH Living, September 16, 2017 "PEOPLE WHO DON’T SHY AWAY FROM NEW EXPERIENCES, RISE HIGHER AND FASTER IN THEIR CAREERS" CAREER-CONSCIOUS; Does your workplace atmosphere bog you down and you don’t enjoy your job anymore? It’s time to rethink you work-life philosophy, says Swatee Jog In his book, Can You Teach A Zebra Some Algebra?, author Debashis Chatterjee narrates an anecdote about Mahatma Gandhi. While visiting a school, he happened to ask each teacher about what he teaches. Every teacher talks about the subject he or she teaches math, science, etc. A surprised Gandhiji asks the teachers, "Does anyone teach the students here?” I am always reminded of this incident whenever I hear people talk about their jobs.

The Unique Identification Authority of India (UIDAI) has deactivated about 81 lakh Aadhaar numbers as on August 18, 2017. Easy way to verify if your Aadhaar number is valid;

The following chart is from the previous article. Did you miss the previous article? Click here and enjoy reading! (A) (B) (C)     (D) Total Price Price without tax Value added 10% Tax Calculation - [A-Previous Tax ‘D’] B+C*10% (B+C+D) Manufacturer 100 10(100*10%=10) 110 (100+10) Wholesaler 110 100(110-10) 40 14(140*10) 154(100+40+14) Retailer 154 140(154-14) 30 17(170*10%) 187 (154+30) [Tax Paid by Manufacturer is Rs 10, tax paid by wholesaler is Rs 4 (14-10) and the tax paid by retailer is Rs 3 (17-14).] From the above we observe that the manufacturer collects the tax from wholesaler of Rs 10 and pays to the government. So,  the tax contribution from the manufacturer is zero. 

There are 21 offences under section 122 of GST.  Fake/wrong invoices 1.Supplying goods and/or services without issuing an invoice or issuing an incorrect or false invoice 2.Issuing an invoice without supplying goods and/or services 3.Issuing an invoice or document by using the identification number of another person 

GST (Goods and Services Tax) in simple words, “Single Taxation”. What do you mean by “Single Taxation”??? If you are a wholesaler, you buy a product from Manufacturer for Rs 110(Manufacturer is already paid 10% tax). Your additional charges (value added) say, Rs 30. Now the tax is calculated only on your additional charges Rs 30 (i.e. Rs 3) not on 140. Why not on 140??? Because the amount of Rs 110 is already inclusive of tax and it is taxed in the hand of manufacturer. So, there is no tax on tax; only single tax. Find Chart 3 which gives easy explanation how GST is calculated.

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